Friday, February 17, 2006
ok, i'm back.
from this hell of a mini vacation from the blogging world.
haha.
i have many many funny stories to tell and let me start with today.
today after school, i followed vanessa, fionn and sijia to this chinese lecture on some topic which i dont even understand.
reason being there was no one to do homework with me in the canteen and i wanted to go home with vanessa.
(yeah, homework. whatever, shoot me. i was feeling a little nerdish.)
blogger note: people from chinese AG 1 and 2 are supposed to attend the lecture but interested people or people who simply have nothing better to do may attend the lecture too. i just so happened to be one of them.
another blogger note: oh yeah, i was supposed to have chinese remedial. but i skipped that to......attend the stinking chinese lecture. crap la.
ok anyway.
i was just happily settling myself down into one of the greenish auditorium cinema style seats.
(green? hell yeah, you know...with TK being some clean and green school...)
made fun of wei hao with kiara who (wei hao) just happened to be sitting in the row infront of us.
yeah, chicken backside and all that sec 2 crap started up again.
haha. and kiara relived many many sec 2 wisecracks i managed to come up with during the period of time i sat with her. like the one about timothy's shoes being bombed by some wayward terrorist bomb. haha! seriously, you should have seen the state of his shoes back then.
(she told him about it by the way. what the hell. haha.)
then, a few minutes into the lecture, i managed to embarress myself in front of about close to 100 students. sec 2s and 4s included.
omg. so freaking paiseh.
what did i do this time?
well...
the speaker wanted someone to come up to the mic to give an example of a metaphor in chinese.
and he asked some sec 2 dude to pick someone else as like somesort of "sabo" thing.
and the dude just said "the girl sitting in the row behind me 6 seats to your right."
and surprise surprise, the girl happened to be ME.
YOURS TRULY.
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THE DUDE.
before that, while everyone was still struggling to count 6 seats down to the speaker's right, i was thinking of who might the unlucky girl be.
and it was until when i noticed sijia's wide grin and "omg! its jaclyn leh!" and everyone's faces turned towards me.
at first my reaction was, "wah! same name as me sia. aiyo, hope they dont mix up the two jaclyns."
then vann started prodding me saying things like "whoa! jac got secret admirer sia!!"
kannasai. ME LEH.
i spun around in my seat in shock and stared at the dude with wide eyes.
then i groped my way out of my seat to the mic positioned conveniently at the side of the staircase.
my mind was blank and my throat felt as dry as a desert.
i spotted siewmin's red suntanned face looking at me and i frantically mouthed a s.o.s to her.
she mumbled back something about a teacher and my as my brain struggled to decipher what she said, my mouth spat out, "teacher is like tigeress."
strike one.
...
after i uttered those immortal words, i have never heard the whole auditorium so silent before.
it lasted for about an eternity until the speaker acknowledged what i said with a hearty chuckle and told everyone to applause for me. omg.
and as i climbed back up to my seat, vann was in a state of utter shock.
"omg, how can you say that in front of so many teachers??!!"
hahaha...-_- i have no idea.
strike two.
then the speaker told me to pick another person to answer another question.
again, my body did the opposite of what my brain thought.
seriously i think that my body is disconnected from my brain.
i pointed to the sec 2 dude who picked me before while my brain was screaming, "pick wei hao! pick wei hao! sabo the little bald dude!"
blogger note: i was supposed to pick another person of the opposite gender.
the speaker then got confused and asked who i was pointing to.
i once again pointed to the sec 2 dude.
(shit la. my body is really disconnected.)
then everyone got confused along with the speaker, and the speaker asked me to call out the person's name.
"that sec 2 guy!"
(confirmed. my entire body is disconnected.)
then a look of confusion spread through the speakers face and he said "i'm sorry, you cant call back the person."
(i really must have made the speaker more confused than he had ever been in his entire life.)
and everybody tittered in their seats.
then i spat out wei haos name.
finally.
omg.
strike three.
i'm out.
from this hell of a mini vacation from the blogging world.
haha.
i have many many funny stories to tell and let me start with today.
today after school, i followed vanessa, fionn and sijia to this chinese lecture on some topic which i dont even understand.
reason being there was no one to do homework with me in the canteen and i wanted to go home with vanessa.
(yeah, homework. whatever, shoot me. i was feeling a little nerdish.)
blogger note: people from chinese AG 1 and 2 are supposed to attend the lecture but interested people or people who simply have nothing better to do may attend the lecture too. i just so happened to be one of them.
another blogger note: oh yeah, i was supposed to have chinese remedial. but i skipped that to......attend the stinking chinese lecture. crap la.
ok anyway.
i was just happily settling myself down into one of the greenish auditorium cinema style seats.
(green? hell yeah, you know...with TK being some clean and green school...)
made fun of wei hao with kiara who (wei hao) just happened to be sitting in the row infront of us.
yeah, chicken backside and all that sec 2 crap started up again.
haha. and kiara relived many many sec 2 wisecracks i managed to come up with during the period of time i sat with her. like the one about timothy's shoes being bombed by some wayward terrorist bomb. haha! seriously, you should have seen the state of his shoes back then.
(she told him about it by the way. what the hell. haha.)
then, a few minutes into the lecture, i managed to embarress myself in front of about close to 100 students. sec 2s and 4s included.
omg. so freaking paiseh.
what did i do this time?
well...
the speaker wanted someone to come up to the mic to give an example of a metaphor in chinese.
and he asked some sec 2 dude to pick someone else as like somesort of "sabo" thing.
and the dude just said "the girl sitting in the row behind me 6 seats to your right."
and surprise surprise, the girl happened to be ME.
YOURS TRULY.
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THE DUDE.
before that, while everyone was still struggling to count 6 seats down to the speaker's right, i was thinking of who might the unlucky girl be.
and it was until when i noticed sijia's wide grin and "omg! its jaclyn leh!" and everyone's faces turned towards me.
at first my reaction was, "wah! same name as me sia. aiyo, hope they dont mix up the two jaclyns."
then vann started prodding me saying things like "whoa! jac got secret admirer sia!!"
kannasai. ME LEH.
i spun around in my seat in shock and stared at the dude with wide eyes.
then i groped my way out of my seat to the mic positioned conveniently at the side of the staircase.
my mind was blank and my throat felt as dry as a desert.
i spotted siewmin's red suntanned face looking at me and i frantically mouthed a s.o.s to her.
she mumbled back something about a teacher and my as my brain struggled to decipher what she said, my mouth spat out, "teacher is like tigeress."
strike one.
...
after i uttered those immortal words, i have never heard the whole auditorium so silent before.
it lasted for about an eternity until the speaker acknowledged what i said with a hearty chuckle and told everyone to applause for me. omg.
and as i climbed back up to my seat, vann was in a state of utter shock.
"omg, how can you say that in front of so many teachers??!!"
hahaha...-_- i have no idea.
strike two.
then the speaker told me to pick another person to answer another question.
again, my body did the opposite of what my brain thought.
seriously i think that my body is disconnected from my brain.
i pointed to the sec 2 dude who picked me before while my brain was screaming, "pick wei hao! pick wei hao! sabo the little bald dude!"
blogger note: i was supposed to pick another person of the opposite gender.
the speaker then got confused and asked who i was pointing to.
i once again pointed to the sec 2 dude.
(shit la. my body is really disconnected.)
then everyone got confused along with the speaker, and the speaker asked me to call out the person's name.
"that sec 2 guy!"
(confirmed. my entire body is disconnected.)
then a look of confusion spread through the speakers face and he said "i'm sorry, you cant call back the person."
(i really must have made the speaker more confused than he had ever been in his entire life.)
and everybody tittered in their seats.
then i spat out wei haos name.
finally.
omg.
strike three.
i'm out.